Oof

BRUUHH ASPARAGUS

*wheeze*

fr lmao

"You don't have the rights to take me to court, first of all you should know that I'm an Orange, super rare zodiac 🙄💅"

yeah yeah yeah and i'm a GAU-8 Avenger seven-barrel 30mm gatling-style autocannon

And I am a big Ivan Soviet Thermonuclear Bomb model RDS-220

and I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms!!!

And I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms. Beat that, unknown asian character in a crappy mobile ad!

Wow How did you get so powerful :O

I just used code HAHWJEBFBDJSJEBFJ and got 25 million free power!

WoW

*switches to gacha game ad* AND got 918272928832 free rolls!

GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS BECAUSE I USED CODE C7GDSW289EW8H8E TO GET 9E+8370.22 POWER! HAHAHA!

YOU GET PROMOTED 91838293848287473 TIMES AND YOU SOLVE WORLD HUNGER BECAUSE OF YOUR POWER LEVEL!

HAHA! Just used code HVKSEGYUUSYVBKHSBEHKSSCLAUYVKSEGHVCSDG and got 347863876429647823684762387642378648723678564786783264876372864782678647328infinite free power 🙄

I used code 3057204u487e+42×94847947q99470&$('9vwor92y37ifi3bow8 and achieved ♾ ⁷³ power! Beat that, Asian guy, for I am a white male with no genes for anything except gaming! Haha!

WOWBIGNUMBER

Amateurs. I'm a Gandalf

"A human, a monster, and a prince from the dark, and GANDALF THE GRAY and GANDALF THE WHITE..."

together we shall destroy the world

The Avenger Tzar

How about:

And im an X-Wing Starfighter armed with 4 upgraded laser cannons and carrying 2 proton torpedo launchers.

*Cough Cough* I'm a BGM-109 Tomahawk Cruise Missile

Let’s all make this world PERISH!!!

just recieved an upgrade
weaponized black hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What The F**k Did I Just Stumble Into?

it's just a joke lol
it's not serious

Still Tho

epic zodiac, i'm a Kel-Tec KSG 12 Ga, 18" Barrel, Twin Tube Pump, Black 12rd

"First, you can't take me to court, I sexually identify as an AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter and if you do, you're sexist."

those girls be like: "I hAvE a SuPeR rArE zOdiaC. It'S aN AK-47 AuScHwItZ-BiRkEnAw sLaY gIrlY pOpS. SuPeR RaRe. "

Well I'm a Tsar Bomb

True

"oh sorry im a walmart"

lol

"yeah i'm so unique and interesting because i'm a cherries"

Lol

"Hey, you can't do this to me!! I'M AN ENCHILADA!!"

NOOO

Yea right. And I'm a bottle of hydrogen peroxide 🙄🙄

...

XD

Yes

"oH sOrRy I'm A dIcK sUcKeR sO qUrIkY 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✌✌✌✌✌✌✌😘😘😘😘😘😂😘😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩✨💅💅✨💅✨💅✨✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅💅✨💅✨💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁

shut up "demiboy_dragon" im still waiting for you to answer my question

Okay, this was months ago chill your beans. I'm also not in the mood to associate with homophobes, I'm on imgflip to have fun not start fights

i said answer my godamn question

WHAT

Dick.sucker I'M SO QUIRKY💅✨✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨💅✨✨💅✨💅✨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨😜🔥😜🔥😜😜✨😜✨✨😜😢😜😏😋😩😂😩😢😏😋✌👳😩😏😘👴👶👶🙂😩💀😏👁✨🙃👄😍👳😍😭🕵😂👍😘👶😂👶😂✌👶🙂💀👶😢🙃😋💀👳😋💀🙃😋👁😢👮😋😢👁

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I have no clue actually😂