nO oFfIcEr! i DiDn'T dO iT!

You probably didnt have any in the first place you mental illness faking 14 year old emo pick me girl.

"Policeman, swear to god~" "I DROP KICKED THAT Rival IN SELF DEFENSE!"

"BUT SIR!~" "I JUST STABBED HER CAUSE SHE CAME ONTO ME!~"

"And then he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife 10 times"

"I just dropped the gun! It misfired 18 times sir! I swear!~"

"I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing"

("It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!")

"I swear officer! I don't know a thing! They were already dead when I got here!"

"Came'

hoo hee hoo ha ha
wouldn't it be so silly if i used this account against you in court

Oh shit I talked to him

What font do you hse

Lobster

XD

Lolz