She's trying to be all the characters at once.

She probably is

Where’s the dog

It's her face

I probably should’ve seen that coming

lol

Based

she's probably a fan of the Velma show. Which explains both the lack of dog as well as the lack of taste in general.

Yeah whoever wrote that show was a scooby dooby doofus

She's a female dog (if yk what i mean)

Ik what u mean

"the dog"

Scooby doo is her face

Frageldo

even scooby