Stolen

True lmao

But here's the other catch: your queen is constantly making moves on the other king

the king has his eye on the pawn

If you think about it, the king may be close to his queen, but he's also close with the bishop and three pawns

well ye

Lmao

the king has 2 bishops,
1. battle pope
2. advisor

Yeah but one of them is the queen's side man and one is the king's side girl

Sometimes you corner them and get to check them out

good question.