Trauma...

Or this, basically an upgraded sword ability

I know it looks like a waddle dee, I’m bad at drawing, but it’s attack would be a dash ability that lets it go through walls and damage enemies.

Just a tiny cardboard sword and shield.

Kirby becomes either a shopkeeper or a bloodlusting saw man

Mine’s just the exact same thing but shorter legs

If kirby ate knifeboi he would get cutter and if he ate thunderpug he would get electricity

Teleportation without limitation

UO would give Kirby brute force attacks.
Any Cam would give him a Desert Eagle.
Reddit Cam would give him Parkour movements.
185 would give Kirby an alcohol addiction, or the ability to withstand many hits.
WD would just give Kirby a knife.

If Kirby inhaled Gingerbread Man he'd be bulletproof
If Kirby inhaled Candystripe he'd get enhanced agility

Kirby would get the power to have very traumatic experiences

egg shaped kirby