call sylceon now

https://eeveelutionsquadbabysitters.com/call_now

Is this a real site

no

Okie, I'll take the offer, take care of pet rock.

Ok then. Take care of this child

yay

Be back in ten minutes

*eats the child*

*comes back with shady guy in trench coat* I got the child right…. Where did it go?

i ate it uwu

But I needed to sell that child

hehehawhaw

And I was going to use some of the money this guy gave me to pay you! I’m brokw

zad

Well then guess you don’t get paid so leave

no

What? I can’t pay you without the money from the child

i will never leave

Ok? *leaves the house and buys a new one* problem solved

Collector: *looks at Astra*

Why do I feel like this would be a bad idea

do it

*will make food out of your baby

lol

Ok,