Please do it.. don't displease me.

You asked for these...
-I'd give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

-You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

-Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

-I might be fully vaccinated, but I'm still not going to hang out with you.

-Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.

-Somewhere out there a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a waste.

-Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?

-I look at you and think… two billion years of evolution for this?

You made taylor swift stop running

I don't mean any of these.

-Someday, you'll go far. I hope you stay there.

-You're the reason god created the middle finger.

-You're the reason schools started allowing people to drop out.

-You suck at everything so bad, you make vacuum cleaners scared of you.

-You're such a bot, you sold out the Alexa, Siri, Safari, and Google companies.

-I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

-When you roast yourself, you make everyone else comfortable.

-Go ahead, roll your eyes. You haven't found a brain yet and you never will.

You're so bald
When you take a shower
You get brainwashed

If you ask " What's crackin ", we're gonna say it's the floorboards.

Best one by far!

you are so bad at relationships Taylor Swift couldn't write a break up song about you

You're so dumb that even if you ironed your brain, it couldn't get dumber. If you were to enter an ugliest face contest, they would have to go into negative numbers to make a trophy for you.

boy u think u are funny but look at ya hairline looking like the McDonald symbol

I would, but that would be a compliment

It must've been hard, not being able to go to school or daycare because your parents can't litter.

ok then

-Get out of your mom's basement and go touch some grass

-Techno is rolling in his grave at the sight of you

-Probably just some 9 year old trying to prove to his mom that he doesn't have to leave the basement or take a shower

Sorry, none of these are very good.

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N-no sir..

Nothing on the fun stream is fun, we only post stuff on it to have a greater chance of having it viewed.