an urge for violence

I must have absorbed you then

the power of lesbian and scalie.

nah, im a guy

yeah, but i'm a girl

yes, but a guy cant be a lesbian

The power of dyslexia

Very psychotic thoughts

ADHD.

kirby would have dementia

Extensive knowledge on using torture machines on kidnapped children

what
the
actual
f^ck
is
wrong
with
you

kirby would have dementia

kirby would have dementia

kirby would have dementia

Stupidity, but smart occasionally

kirby would have dementia

my dark humour

sarcasm

A life sentence in prison for first degree murder

Crippling depression

severe social anxiety

my bad humour

The magic of my cursed classmate's quotes

paranoia of the cops finding the bodies in the trunk

The knowledge of most redditors weird experiences on buses

beating my meat at a rate velocity of 5.7% every 0.01 seconds

The best power

true

yes

LOL

The power to clear a room by taking off his shoes.

dementia

my shot

being an idiot

extreme anxiety and stress

horniness

He would learn to play Valorant, CoD and Apex Legend ls like a pro (Im basically good at shooter games)

being black

eating disorder

the ability of not being able to focus

I want to say it sounds like a skill issue but I feel like I'm gonna get made fun of for saying it

✨ G a y n e s s 🏳️‍🌈 ✨

Yes.

Allergies

the ability to not kill tf2 friendlies on sight

the abillity to get literally anything on a school chromebook. discord, pokemon, destiny 2, fortnite, you name it i can do it

hunger