Hollywood and Satan becoming BFFs

False.
According to Christian belief, Satan gifted humanity with free agency, the ability to reason, to make informed choices.

Albeit this is erroneus, as it was the Serpent God who did so in Eden.
(The) Satan (Samael), is one of the Gods who sits at the Divine Council. His role is often as adversary in the Court on behalf of Yahweh.

To control YOU weak minded folks

Works like a charm. Just satan doesnt ask for money every sunday

Yeah, but he asked Jesus to go make himself a loaf of bread when he wandered around there for 40 days with nothing but a jug of wine. That was pretty evil of him to do.

The people who claim you need god are the ones to be most wary about