Had 3 exams today. That was fun.

i think your parents might've pressed the slant button for your eyes a few too many times

I need to sleep with cucumbers to get rid of my gorilla purple bags.

you dont need to sleep with cucumbers you need to sleep with someone💀

My 6 year-old gf

gawd damn you like em old

Sigma rule #4277: Say “young” instead of “old” when talking about your gf. That way, you can truly assert your position as a pedophile.

I meant to say “glorious” but that checks out too.

I had a dream that I had one