Why am I not dead

Hello, Zach - how are you? Its me, Simo, your local avian tech-genius (and now Retro's boyfriend / fiancée) - I'll be honest, I was wondering where you were and if you were gonna show up again - long time no see! :>

It's good to know your taking care of him, aint much I can do now that he aint got his machine bff around

Awww, thanks! I love my fiancée Retro with every cell of my being - why wouldn't I take care of him? He's literally the best thing that's ever happened to me in SUCH an extremely long time! Only the absolute best for my floof-king; I love him so much ^////v////^

So I need a way to talk to both of u while I'm out wrestling

Hmmm...

I could ask Retro to get his Discord account set up again if that's okay with you - my Discord account is SimoTheFinlandized#4569 if you're interested (yeah, I got Discord a while ago - I also have Facebook, FurAffinity, Pixilart, Commaful, Imgflip, and etc.) - I also have an official website now (https://www.simothefinlandized.carrd.co) and an official alt-account email ([email protected]) as well :>

I sent mine it's Captain09

Okay :>

I have a feeling I know you but I dont and last I talked to retro I didnt understand wether we were on good terns or not but ive been doing pro-wrestling dark shows for a while and I'm suprised im not dead

Oh, you know me alright; it's just been a long time and a lot has happened - I'm the local avian tech-genius guy on Imgflip who wrote all those long essays and articles on various intellectual topics in meme-format on Imgflip, who became Retro-The-Floof's boyfriend-turned-fiancée a few months ago. I remember you very well - you and Retro were very good friends I believe, yes?

Yeah I no I do apoligize but I dont remember u I took a couple piledrivers so i do apoligize if I forget but doesn't he have a discord?

He used to (his Discord account ultimately went defunct) - Retro also has Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and other social-media profiles going on at the moment if you wish to connect there instead. He also recently got a job at a plastic car-parts factory that pays really well, and also recently got himself a fiancée (AKA me), among very much else.

He also kinda misses you - he got excited when I told him via texting on my smartphone that you were back, as well :>

Always was a softy

WDYM, sir?

Always.the caring emotional type while I chose the path of the machine, only cared for few and didnt tick at a rude comment

Oh okay :>

Complete opposites while still being so close

I love that showwwww and same

Ello

You can tell somebody else that lie but hurry up and get discord before I fart in ur c-pap machine

What "lie"?

Ubdont work alone because have simo

Fair

Yep

If it aint retro mf floof

Yes

You dont know how much I missed ur soft emotional ass

Emotional? Ha!

I've changed

Probably not that much old chum

Hmm let's see

I ruined a popular YouTuber's life, I harassed half of MSMG and trolled them with edgy posts, and I even got someone to delete their account.

Plus I hate NSFW stuff now, and I'm also heartless and I reject my dirty humor and replaced it with dark humor instead

Meh ur getting there, I cashed in a instant contract on a guy for his title in the middle of his in the ring wedding hitting him with my ghoulish driver and I disowned a whole bloodline while finally blocking out my need for love by embrassing the machine I was afraid of

I've been really busy with a
lot of things going on lately -
studying for driver's-ed,
multimedia content-creation,
household stuff, some family
matters going on (my
beloved Grandpa died
recently - F in the chat and
prayers for him), hanging
out with my beloved boyfriend/
fiancée Collin Kunsman /
@RetroTheFloof, being
sociable online, and a bunch
of other things going on.

I also had a really productive
epoch - I managed to turn my
STC (Standard Template
Construct - my portable
database containing all
relevant Human knowledge
and experience on it) into a
ZIP-file app and store it on
my Creative Portfolio on
Google-Drive. I whittled it
down to just Wikipedia,
Wikivoyage, Wikiversity, and
Wiktionary (plus the APK
installation-file for Kiwix
[the app you need to read
the offline copies]) - altogether
around 4.57 GB on size. I
also made my OC Simo's
reference sheet RP-capable
for use with my friends on
Discord, and I also wrote
a new short sci-fi novella.

I also made a brand-new
Tetris game and shared it
with Shadow_The_Raven
@INK_SAMURAI on Discord
to help with their Shadow
Raven Studios - I've also
been listening to music a
lot more via Spotify (which
I learned to get Premium
forever for free via an app
called Spotube - so I can
download songs). I also got
a free-to-use top-notch VPN
installed on my smartphone
via ProtonVPN on my offline-
capable app-store FDroid.org
(I might think about getting
ChatGPT [a very powerful
A.I. that can do literally
anything you want it to]
next :>

Aight

Btw the YouTube who's life is ruined was Oniixide's, I basically stole her boyfriend just to make her life depressing, because she's already toxic and cheating on her boyfriend by erping with random strangers on Facebook so I stole her boyfriend and she deleted her Facebook account afterwards lmao

Very good u may be a worthy apprentice

I work alone

Hey get discord

Do you need a hug?

Umm I guess

*hug*

*kidnaps r_us*

Ah

Your coming home with me

Oh f**k
Should I be scared

No I'm just very lonely and need close friend

You wanna talk about anything?

😢 I lost my job last night and now I have nothing