(Remember, Eggy's a kid here)
After Zanthor wiped out the Egg God's kind, the Egg survived by himself, learning, adapting. He learned to build machines, and prepare a wide variety of foods. As a child, he naturally liked sweet foods more, and learned to prepare them the best. He raided abandoned stores, trying to find food, when he eventually found a stray cat, who had survived. "Hey little guy!" said the Egg, "What're you doing here?"
The cat jumped and turned, and proceeded to hiss at the Egg. The Egg noticed she was eating marshmallows, coincidentally his favorite food, and tossed one to her. Several marshmallow throws later, the cat realized he had good intentions, and hesitantly walked towards him. The Egg smiled and patted the cat on her head. "I'll call you BaconCat." said the Egg. "meow!" said the cat.
A few years later...
The Egg God was using his immense powers to help fight in a great war. One nation by the name of Crakulzar was being invaded by the country of Nuuklazar. The Egg was helping Crackluzar defend their soldiers, and fend off invaders. After a few days, all of the invaders had surrendered, as well as Nuuklazar themselves. The Crakluzarians were praising the Egg, calling him "Egg-ehed" (Egg God in their language.) The Egg seemed to like the name, and decided "The Egg God" was too bland. His new name, was "Eggyhead."
Even more years later...
The Egg god, now known as Eggyhead, was lost in the vast stretch of universes, looking for directions home. Eggyhead noticed a battle between two powerful beings on one planet, and went down to check it out. He saw his Idol, The Collecter, fighting with another, powerful being. The Collecter looked like he was struggling, so Eggyhead decided to help. The being was about to land a devastating blow on Collecter, when Eggyhead sliced them in half with his blade.
Collecter: Thanks for that, who are you?
Eggy: I'm the Egg God, also known as Eggyhead.
C: Huh? I swear Zanthor destroyed the Eggs...
E: Yeah... he did, all except for me!
C: I see. So can I help you with anything?
E: Yes actually, I need to get home, and-
*the two teleport just outside Eggyheads atmosphere*
E: Oh, thanks!
C: No problem, actually, if you're the only person on the planet, who's taking care of you?
E: ... Nobody, I'm on my own, except for my cat!
C: Oh... (to self: Should I? I don't know... Oh to hell with it, I'll do it!) Y'know what, I'll come visit you some time, mk?
E: Really?!
C: Yep.
E: Yay!
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