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Superman vs Jesus.

Superman vs Jesus. | BRINGS A SWORD, DEMONS, EVENTUAL ARMEGEDDON, WANTS TO SEPERATE YOU FROM YOUR FAMILY, NARCISSISTIC, DELUSIONAL, TALKS TO SATAN IN A DESERT AND FORGIVES MURDERERS AND CHILD ABUSERS 70X7 TIMES, BUT AT THE SAME TIME WANTS TO PROTECT CHILDREN. WHICH VALUES DO YOU CHOOSE FROM THESE 2 FICTIONAL CHARACERS? RURAL MAN, LOVES HIS FAMILY, WORKED HARD, GOOD GRADES, LOVED HIS GIRLFRIEND, WAS LOYAL, HAS GREAT VALUES, HAS NO IDEOLOGY AND IS HUMBLE, WANTS WHATS BEST FOR HUMANITY. GREAT ROLE MODEL. | image tagged in superman,jesus,marvel,dc,christian,bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
368 views 2 upvotes Made by nyran125 1 year ago in fun
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0 ups, 1y
what i like about Superman is he PUNISHES criminals and Jesus forgives criminals.
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Fictional?
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Jesus raising peopel from the dead is reality to you? Moses parting seas is real life to you? Eli making god kill 150 soldiers with giant rocks and meteors from teh sky is real life to you? Yes The Bible is an ancient comic book with GOD in it. They didn thave a clue how the universe worked, barely anyone outside of the scholars even knew how to read. Jesus raised people from the dead. David's army raised from the dead. Paul The Apostle didnt even MEET Jesus Christ and he was born in Turkey...if you have visions, theres a word for it, its called Skitsophrenia/Psychosis.
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Eh. I’m religious so I believe all that stuff but I see why some people may not
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you beleive Elijah grabbed firey meteors form the sky and killed 150 soldiers? from the sky....heres the difference i dont believe all of what Superman can do. That's sane to me, beliving Elijah the prophet the hairy prophet can throw meteors from the sky and kill 3 lots of 50 soldiers is like believing in Superman powers.
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heres an interesting thing that Superman does BETTER than Jesus , Satan and Quran. Hes monogamous, truly monogamous. He has 1 girlfriend and is loyal to ONE girlfriend. Jesus didnt even have sex and the old testament David and Solomon had 100's of girlfriends and wives. Whos more honorable? King David and Solomon with their hundreds of wives? or Superman with 1 wife , will do anything he can for them, drop everything to help people in need, and is 100% loyal to ONE woman. Jesus supposedly had no sex, i dont believe that for a second. Its also not pure an anti nature to not have children as a man. Its about as anti universe and godlike as you can get. Go out and multiply was the message. Jesus didnt really lead by example. He was just as much a miracle worker as Superman but with worse morals. Forgive murderers? that's a terrible idea. Jesus wants murderers and evil people in paradise, turn the other cheek another evil thing to do. Render undo ceasar what is his, another bizarre moral. Bring the sword , another bizarre moral from Jesus. Superman doesnt tolerate murderers.
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Again. I’m religious and believe all the stuff you don’t give a second thought too, but I understand we’re you’re coming from and see that you’ve done some research to justify your reasoning unlike some people on the internet who just take out of context verses and stuff and I’ve decided to respectfully end the argument with this statement, Jesus was perfect so whatever he did he did in the perfect way even if people don’t think that or just completely don’t believe in him
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If you let GOD be the judge after death than earth will be pure chaos , with lots of fear, theft, murder. If you turn the other cheek with no justice as Jesus prefers, thsn life would be (actually is right now) a scary place to live in. If you render unto Ceasar what is his, you are creating an evil scary place to live in, in society. Because Ceasar was a dictator that murdered a 3rd of Europe and slaughtered innocent people in Britan, its almost a GOOD thing for Europe he was assassinated, he was dangerous. Its like saying render unto Hitler what is his, its a terrible , evil idea. If you dont fight peopel liek Hitler.......they take the world and everything in it with their personal ideologies. However Superman....now he wouldnt be into that. He knows you cant RENDER unto ceasar in his, for example he wouldnt render unto LEX LUHTOR what is his, because he will use what is his to wreck everyones life on earth and hurt millions of people, keep everything for himself. Also if you forgive murderers and heinous people, its a giant F U to the victims. 1 murdered victim leaves on average 20-30 people in misery and fear. Like Jeffrey Dahmer hasnt got 17 murdered victims....he has 100's and 100's and thousands of victims living in fear forever that were in that area at the time he war arrested, entire BLOCKS of people living in fear. Thi sis why lov ethy neighbour despite what they do...isnt the best option. I prefer accepting the neighbour for what they ARE is safer and more humane. Accepting they are TRUE KILLERS adn tru eevil, not forgiving evil like Jesus proposes.
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theres nothign perfect abotu being sexless as a man. Thats a deformity. :)
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Jesus is like the ANTI of perfection. hes as imperfect as you can be. The whole point of being a man is to spread the seed and be a father to another child and be a role model for that child. Jesus is a terrible role model for men, criminals and justice.
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Reading that is honestly hilarious
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    BRINGS A SWORD, DEMONS, EVENTUAL ARMEGEDDON, WANTS TO SEPERATE YOU FROM YOUR FAMILY, NARCISSISTIC, DELUSIONAL, TALKS TO SATAN IN A DESERT AND FORGIVES MURDERERS AND CHILD ABUSERS 70X7 TIMES, BUT AT THE SAME TIME WANTS TO PROTECT CHILDREN. WHICH VALUES DO YOU CHOOSE FROM THESE 2 FICTIONAL CHARACERS? RURAL MAN, LOVES HIS FAMILY, WORKED HARD, GOOD GRADES, LOVED HIS GIRLFRIEND, WAS LOYAL, HAS GREAT VALUES, HAS NO IDEOLOGY AND IS HUMBLE, WANTS WHATS BEST FOR HUMANITY. GREAT ROLE MODEL.