say where your character comes from and bob will be confused by it

Collector: I'm from earth, but it was destroyed by the star that used to give it life. I later found out edgyhead is the one who made it kill everyone.

bob: but wont the sun just blow up anyway

Collector: yeah but edgy made it happen early

bob: then why is the guy behind the computer who says hes from earth not dead

Collector: that's the day I got the crystal of creation, I assume that it released so much energy that it created a portal when I touched it

bob: so is that how universes are born?

Collector: the crystal... Kind of has a mind of it's own. It makes universes without anyone telling it to, and it occasionally even speaks to it's user, guiding them in the right direction.

bob: then why does it look like a poorly drawn white rhombus

Collector: it's blue.

If you would just let me give you the ability to see color you'd know that.

Collector: you know what?

*Pulls out a pair of glasses*

These should theoretically allow you to see color if you put them on.

ok no but actually how much of your brain has school things you'll never use (irl)

Collector: it's called light blue

bob: (thinks: it was much easier with two colors)

Collector: you don't have to wear the glasses, but they will help you understand what we see

bob: but why? instead of memorizing like five bajillion colors you just memorize two

Collector: well when you actually know some of the regular colors you don't have to understand them all, you can just look at something and just be like: "oh, that's blue-ish green" you don't have to know ALL of them, and if you want to see these permanently I can easily modify your eyes

bob: (is confused on having to memorize more than two colors)

bob: but i need all that memory space for other things!

Collector: you do acknowledge your brain has more space than that.

bob: yea but im using that space for other things like uhhhhhhh... things school taught me?

Xander: I'm from the lands of terraria
Inkmatas: that's in the Inkverse

bob: so are you from tarraria or the inkverse

Inkmatas: The lands of Terraria come from the inkverse

bob: but terraria is different from splatoon 3

Honestly I come from a unknown planet

bob: i am confused

About what?

bob: if you exist at least one would ask where you came from

Yeah but I can’t tell you that. It’s a secret. Plus I am planning on revealing it later in a story

bob: am still confused

Universe 033A planet [Redacted]

bob: that sounds like an scp

https://i.imgflip.com/7b6we5.jpg this guy is from the 3D realm

bob: yes ive been there its just that everything is so s m o o t h like why

Have you met the other Bambis?

Bardota: EARTH

bob: why is everyone stupid

Bardota: good queston

Gunslinger: I live in a place.

bob: am confused

*pulls out uno reverse card*

bob: now you are confused and i live in a place

Yes.

Pixer: I come from the Pixelverse

bob: that sounds like a computer drawing but with extra steps

A planet

bob: am confuse

Why

bob: well i know many planets like pujiter, mucrury, and arunus

Well where do you come from

bob: ms paint

Wait out of character for a sec did you actually draw bob in ms paint

originally, but also in imgflip paint