god was the best astrophysicist ever, he invented all of space!

Stop saying God doesn't work with science because God literally made science

I know right?? people will straight up say evolution isn't real because of adam and eve, but I believe adam and eve were the first people with human souls if that makes sense? And people will be like "[insert science here] isn't real because god did it!" and its like "ya but god made stuff and science is just us figuring it out!

evolution was God's "test lab"

yup

No

ok then

How

well, it's just a theory, but I think god took all his animals, looked at their forms, and brought out the best parts of them when he made Adam.

I like this theory. We will call it the VividMain theory

lol

If you read the Bible you’d know that was wrong

i do, once again, just a theory, no need to get mad. I apologize if I upset uoy.

Oh you didn’t make me mad. Just the theory is proved wrong by the Bible if you believe in the Bible.

you*

My problem with this theory is that it assumes that humans are the "ultimate lifeform", which is a massive overstatement. I'm not particularly religious, but I still respect Christianity and believe in science. I think that the reason why humans are so successful as a species is because we're intelligent and social creatures. Most creatures with similar intelligence, like crows and pigs, are either antisocial or don't have limbs capable of making tools and stuff. Creatures with the correct anatomy for making things, like octopodes (which tear off jellyfish tentacles and use them as weapons as well as construct armour out of shells) are antisocial but on the few occasions that they do come together, they establish hierarchies and hunt and build collectively. Humans happened to have all the requirements needed to form a successful civilisation (able to use and build tools, intelligent, and social).

god made atoms, atoms made life, life thanks god.

Amen

god created sciance. and when people say what about the dinosaures I always get confused like but if te humans and things like that were the first things on earth then why the dinosaurs dated back like millions of years ago and I try implementing in my head that god dated the bones

humans weren't the first things on the earth. God made the animals and stuff first. and "7 days" didn't mean 7 earth rotations, it was just 7 units of time. So the dinosaurs were just doin their own thing for a while, yk? and then humans happened.

ohhhhh alright thats also what i kinda thought that's was what it was

F**king

Ibn al-Haytham is the man who formed what we know call The Scientific Method; the standard by which all science is created.

I didn't realize that God was just some old Muslim dude.

Not even what the OP was saying.

...aaaand that's why users named YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSatan aren't very popular on the Christian imgflip stream.

lol true

Dear Satan,
I renounce you and all your evil works

that isn't even close to what the op was saying, good created science, the scientific method is how we learn about science

*God

He’s not some old Muslim dude. He doesn’t age. He’s eternal.

You should tell the family of Ibn al-Haytham that he doesn't age, they'll be thrilled to know he's still alive.

Obviously he’s still alive. He’s always been alive.

He died over 1,000 years ago

you're bearing false witness again

He rose from the dead. So yes he still is alive.

Proof?

Also, the resurrection was just a metaphor

Jesus was actually a trans woman, when she admitted who she truly was, she became reborn in her new body. Read the bible.

Haha you are so funny I can’t stop laughing lol.

Just why? Why would you even make up that? You know it isn’t true. And that wasn’t a metaphor. He was killed, beaten, abused because he loves us. And you say these things!? That hurts God’s heart*. He loves you. But if you can’t love him back, there isn’t much Hope left for you.

*you better not say “Oh God can get hUrT? Oh wOw he’s so wEaK! Satan dOesN’t get hurt by woRdS!”

You kind of make your god sound like a giant pussy, no wonder you relate to him

Memes and words don't hurt my feelings. Maybe some day you'll have my strength and maturity. Keep following my example and you'll be just fine.

No I am not making sound like that. God loves and cares for people. But Satan, he does not.

So in your mind Spiderman comics are proof that a teenager with powers given to him by a radioactive spider exists. You poor lost soul.

The bible also says that any follower of Jesus'can drink of any poison and live. Are you willing to demonstrate that you truly believe the word of the bible?

Nope. Not what I said. Although that would be cool. And what you said about drinking poison is a metaphor. The Bible is true because the biblical manuscripts have been reliably transmitted from the authors to us today. There is no motive on behalf of the authors to merit distrust of their testimonies. The books of the Bible are the ones early followers of Jesus considered authoritative.

The billions of dollars you idiots give the church every year is plenty of motive to lie to you

Since you don't believe in Jesus enough to drink poison like he instructs, you're clearly a fake Christian. You follow me and you're too ashamed to admit it.

It's fun to watch you lie and squirm tho.

We give to the church because it isn’t funded by a corrupt government. And like I said, Jesus was speaking metaphorically when he said to drink poison. And no I don’t follow you. Why would I be arguing with your false ideas?