I personally bite into my ice cream

I bite

Biting ice cream is like freezing your teeth into death

I S U C K

If you lick your ice cream then youre insane

Guess I'm insane

What monster bites into it

Your tooth pain would be immense

Welp, guess I'm a monster

I don’t feel much when I bite ice cream, just some coldness.

Wait, pain when your teeth touch cold isn’t normal

I lick the ice cream since I already suffered 3 colds