In Soviet Russia, child molests you

This is the most f**ked up but beautiful comment I’ve seen all day LOL

same, 10/10

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in soviet russia vodka drinks you

this is kinda xenophobic to Russians, I hate how america makes the image of Russians being tyrants when they absolutely arent

Did you seriously come to the dark humor stream to complain about dark humor being offensive-
It's a *joke*
Don't take it seriously

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Good point

I understand, but what if this was about Americans? would you classify it as "kinda xenophobic?" I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but this is a meme.

if it was about Americans I would also be annoyed because i would think this would be joking about school shootings

its dark humor so yeah its just the same

yea

Just about the entire world is xenophobic towards America for the same thing you're calling xenophobic towards Russia.

"Those gun-nut Americans want even their teachers to be armed, what a bunch of psychos!"

And the ironic thing is, it's the supposed party of peace and tolerance that is the most xenophobic towards Russia.

come to think of it, pretty much every country is xenophobic towards other countries for different reasons

A lot of countries hate Arabia because of their reliance on fossil fuels

A ton of countries hate Russia because stereotypical Russians drink vodka and stab people apparently

You stated that a ton of countries hate America because of the school shootings

And a ton of countries hate Britain because of bad decisions from our politicians

Only in Ohio💀

In Soviet Russia, simo häyhä shoots you.

Cause he hate Soviet Russia

*Throws a butterfly knife at me*

the quiet kid is powerless in Soviet Russia

Stereotype

in soviet russia, your daughter rapes you

Just wanted to go to school in Ohio