We'll be the planet's deadbeats.

WTF are you babbling on about now?

Don't bother. It's way over your head.

Your dinner is served.

MAGA is economically illiterate.

Annnnd ... How would that be a bad thing?

If I had 300,000 credit cards.
And all the credit cards were racked up to the limit of say, $10,000.
And I was currently unemployed.

Would the correct course of action be to apply for yet another credit card.

Or get a job and stop spending so much money.

Try asking a more realistic question.