Star Wars Yoda

"Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick"

"I don't wanna!"

"Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick"

"think your coconut with my stick!"
"Look at my stick"
"You gon' feel the wrath of my stick!"
"Fear my stick!"

"My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick"

"but it's just a stick!"

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon

"why'd you get so crotchety and mean?"
"Look at my stick!"
"Why'd you drink that creature's milk it's green?"
"Got me sick."

My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick

"my stick and me take walks every day"
"Past the hooligans down by the ocean"
"When they laugh at my stick then they learn"
"How my stick is much denser than bacon"

Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst

(actually that's not the whole song)