sup guys, im now dealing cheese in an alley cus apparently dealing drugs result in the cops chasing me down

Cops: *catch you in the alleyway making a deal with someone* What is going on here?
You: eyy uh I'm just selling some cheese man nothin to see here *pulls out cheese* want some
Cop: ... sure.

Hehe, nice one!

Yeppers

Italian mobsters: sells drugs
Italian chefs: cooks drugs

Yes

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Makes sense why i have a huge obsession to cheese

cheese and milk that's it that all we have

Not from Italy but I am from Wisconsin so yeah