I currently have 438 unseen notifications

Most of my notifications have been with the random trending veggie of the week

lmao

Actually though! And then I feel bad for not replying

Same

Truuuuuue.

I see your name and all I think is AFTOON HAAAALLLEE!!!

YOU HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM TOO?!?!

Indeed

it has been like that.

Hold up.. YOU HAVE SF IN YOUR USERNAME
SF IS MAH NICKNAME

WOAH!

MIND BLOWN HERE-

THIS IS POSSIBLE!?

IDK

omg

THIS IS TRUE AF

Didn't you get scooped

Nah fam

true

I relate so much I decided to give you a free notification

Fr...

I get like 9 at the most notifications pffline

offline

WHY IS THIS TRUE?

just like me. everytime when on discord

Dang, and i get excited for 7 notifications

I've never gotten more than 19 notifications while offline

Mine is always 0

Yes, so true

Man im offline for 2 weeks and i get 63 notifications D:

How

Me who has over 10,000 notifications be like
(10,294 to be exact, but probably more at the time you're reading this)

gd