Imagine if she found more than a 1% hammer.

me at 3.am trying to figure out wtf you mean:

Well 1% of a person is human finger, and 1% is a hammer... What's the girl about to resurrect? The Thompson gun is like what the point finger?

Cut off a horse leg and now your boyfriend can be mythical

More like the FBI

Umm, excuse me?

Yikes

well shit

Well, they’ll do something to your a$$ that’s for sure

What a lucky lady