Busted? Again??
Meanwhile, have you considered running for "Speaker of the House" ?
At the time of this posting, the position is still open and you might do better than Kevin "Mr. Potato" McCarthy!
Speaker of the United States House of Representatives
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speaker_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives
"The Constitution does not require the speaker to be an incumbent member of the House of Representatives, although every speaker thus far has been."
See also:
Elect This Potato Speaker of the House
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