I really dont care what you do

Spy: that would be your mother

Why don't you come over and say that to my face tough guy?

Spy: (in his face) that would be your mother

Fuq, I'm outta ideas

Spy: *casually throws down pictures of him f**king scouts mother*

(Visible confusion)

(Never seen it before? Damn)

(No, thats the confusion scout had in Meet The Spy)

Oh, right

Kicks in balls

Oh God it's happening, oh god!

Blu heavy: Am here for the anime ASSSSSSSSS

AAAAAAAAGH

Blu heavy: *summons red heavy* SANDVICH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*start chasing you*

THE ANIME THIGHS WILL BE MINE ONCE I FIND THEM

Blu heavy: HE YAAAAAAAA *beats him up*
Red heavy: ME AND MY SANDVICH ARE GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASSSS

I REGRET EVERYTHING, I REGRET EVERYTHING IVE EVER DONE!

"Bloody Scout."

Me: is there a red spy on the base??

Wat? No! Cuz if there were, he'd be ded!

Me: *pulls out shotgun* are you sure maggot?

Tf you mean soldier? You think you can kill me? Imma force of nature!

Me: let’s see if you can survive it then
*Shoots scout*

Woosh! Can't hit what aint there!

Me: wait your dead or an hallucination?

Nope, I'm fast, too fast! You'll never hit, I got such a, such a tiny little head, you'll never hit my tiny head!

Me: *Stabs him in the back instead*

Well that was just sad

Me: I like stabbing *Does it repeatedly* it’s more efficient

Hey, while your back there, do ya mind scratching my back? Kinda itchy.

Me: oh yeah sure
*Scratches his back*
Me: that better?

hey chucklenuts.

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Kapitain moai: *finishes on how to kill a force of nature: the book* ok, *clears throat* I f*cked ur mother

Hasn't everyone?

y e s and it feels gooooood

heavy: scout is spy!

Aries- hi

Yo what's up

Aries- so who's dead already?

(Kicks dead body)
We're hunting a spy, the dime 'o' dozen backstabbing scumbags are stupid, like you! But you have room fer improvement!

Aries- ye! *Visible happy*

So, I'm not a scientist, or smart or anything, but these wounds are from a knife. I know a guy back in Boston who knows knives like the back of his hand, that's kinda how he lost his hands, and he's also in Boston, where we aren't, so we have to find a knife expert, any ideas?

Aries- I'm pretty good with knives. I know 5 different ways to hold a knife and I'm good at throwing knives as well...the wounds are from what appears to be a tactical knife...not sure of the brand but it's not the kind I use cause I use a switchblade...don't ask how I know what the wounds look like.

Ahh, so the wound musta came from a Big Earner, and uh, I wont.

Aries- good...so we know what weapon...we just have to find the spy.

Woosh!

Aries- uh...ok then

So we have to find a guy who mainly uses the Big Earner, I think I know a guy who can track him.

Aries- who?

We'll just go to my guy in Boston!

Aries- have you thought of the fact that your whole team will be dead by the time we get to Boston?