Payday (on this stream) are events that leaps between years where crime rate raises to 100% everywhere and is unstoppable

OH NO

Hehehehehe

Moris is scared.

Someone called moris the p**nhub mascot.

WTF—

Yeah idk either.

knifeboi: AW CRAP

IM ORBITING THE CITADEL

Payday happens everywhere in the multiverse

Knifeboi: puts up forcefeilds and defence systems

Criminals find a way through everything

theyre individual criminals, not an entire army or civilisation

Anyway knifeboi has pretty decent defenses

Gladly for knifeboi, he is one of the few safe areas during the Payday

so the criminals flooding the citadel can't hurt him?

Exactly, there are few safe spots during the Payday

cool

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Despite all the good I said about the downside, they are also having their third payday.

Oh no and just before the spaceolympics too :(

The multiversal police force have no idea when this event will happen

Collector: fools, broadcasting a signal across the citadel? You might as well have put a big red beacon over your heads. Payday. Dies. Tonight.

they're so widespread you couldn't destroy all of them before a lot of damage is done

Sorry sir... this is the TVA speaking but we were unable to stop the criminals in a previous payday

Great
An excuse for me to create new creatures

To help out with the crime... right

Help with the crime?
Kinda
Like some will be against the crime

And the rest?

The rest e will

Engrish

The rest will help

Evacuation eminent?

That may be a good idea

Gotcha, I'm waiting for a response, should I go with the even too?