wut lol

I'll never forget how I went to Washington, D.C. to march against the Iraq War, and got accosted by a "patriotic counter-protestor" who got in my face and informed me I was disrespecting the Capitol's monuments and I'd better move along or something might happen to me and yadda yadda

Dead positive that guy voted for Bush twice, voted for Trump twice and now remembers the Iraq War so poorly that he thinks the Democrats started it.

Heck, he might have even been one of those "middle-aged rioters" on Jan. 6

The only thing Americans love more than fighting defenceless foreigners is fighting amongst themselves.

All of America's wars have been unprovoked assaults to steal oil from nations around the world.

Really? What oil was that that got stolen?

“Fighting amongst themselves” yes sweetie that’s called democracy. Lol. (Pro-tip for non-democracies: Squelching the expression of dissent doesn’t make it disappear)

All of them? Alllll of them? Including all those oil fields in Afghanistan?

No, the reality is deeper and weirder — America really does believe in a thing called Freedom and really does think it can be imposed at the barrel of a gun. At least, that was the former dogma

Not too mention the vast oil fields of Yemen, Africa, as stated by the OP.

Imagine being proud that your own population are so divided that casual skirmishes and even civil war are a reasonable possibility.

And, um, what mighty empire are you from?

And then you woke up?

The one that conquered most of the world. Aaaand the one with the best special forces in history. Any more questions?

Wait, the one that saw the sun set on its mighty empire in UNDER the space of a generation, that wailed because them bloo'y Yanks didn't come running to rescue their sorry arses from the mighty Argentine werhmacht in las Islas Malvinas, and is cleaving apart from within at a rate that will again in the space of a generation bequeth it with the motto, "At least we're still bigger than the Isle of Wight"?

What the f**k are you prattling on about ya dobber lmao

We had the Germans by the balls by the time you lot plucked up the courage to get involved in both wars.

>You didn't win 2 world wars, America saved your arses. Sheesh, if it wasn't for us, France would have taken yous over by the 1960s.

Pish, pure pish. An ugly lie that's and hideous as a greyhound licking pish aff a jaggy nettle.
Britain and France weren't at war in the 60's, unless of course you think the 1960's where the Napoleonic era in which case that doesn't surprise me with your shite american education system.

As for WW2: No, the US didn't save us. We didn't need saving but the US helped and its involvement probably shortened the war, but it didn't save us. Russia saved us.

You could argue the war saved America's economy though.

Oh, the UK had the Germans by the balls alright - - in their mouths!

Wait, wasn't the Battle of Trafalgar in the 1960s?

I mean, hey, sure, yous got the Irish in NI to kick around and prove you still got something vaguely resembling an impressive scrotal sack to swing, but other than that little bit of 'overseas' acreage, ya ain't got anything left. In 20 years time, all that will be left is rump England, some land centered around London, a city where the only English left are Chavs living in Council Estate housing. BWAHAHAHA

The USSR didn't save the UK, as it was outside the freeze zone which is basically how the Russians 'win' wars (see: Ukraine). If it did come to its rescue, y'all be speaking Russian now, and 1984 wouldn't have been a work of fiction.

Ehh you might want to see who won the Falklands war, pal.

And 2 world wars 2-0

Talking about the riots - RIOTS - in the streets in the UK because the USA didn't fight that one for them.

You didn't win 2 world wars, America saved your arses. Sheesh, if it wasn't for us, France would have taken yous over by the 1960s.

The Churchill that won the war, aye. That one.

If your concern was that we somehow needed the yanks to 'come save us' then don't worry about it we won the war. I'm sure the Americans can come 'save us' years after the war started and take ridiculously high casualties.

hahaha, the Churchill that prostrated himself before FDR begging for help and pledged to give away Britain's colonies in exchange, thus turning the UK into a dot on the map, THAT Churchill?

Scratch a British Russia simp, find a British imperial nostalgist — every time

Sounds like you have some strong Yankee copium.

The only 2 reasons your country exists is because 1. the French were helping you and 2. we fought the war with our hands tied behind our back. But don't worry we'll give you all the training you need so that when the yanks are getting their arses kicked again they can beg us to go sort it out for you.

Alba gu bràth!

https://news.sky.com/story/royal-marines-commandos-force-us-marine-corps-troops-to-surrender-in-training-exercise-12458823#:~:text=The%20Royal%20Navy%20Commandos%20alongside,victorious%20over%20their%20American%20counterparts.&text=Royal%20Marines%20and%20allies%20forced,facility%20in%20the%20California%20desert.

SCOTLAND! I've heard of it, isn't that some wee bit of real estate owned by England known for Whisky distilleries and heath covered moors?

The risk of civil war may be low, but never zero, as they say. That said, democratic character and risk of civil war are inversely proportional.

“But America already had a Civil War!!”

Yeah, back when the country was… eh… democracy-ish