Won’t be home for dinner :-)

I can caption this
Kids: I can't wait to go meet mom, What's she like
Dad: dead

Nice one :-)

that baby fr found all the chaos emeralds

hey wait a minute your MARRIED??

(this is joke ig)

No

Wait you have a husband?

I think it was just a random Twitter post Iceu found

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Typa pfp do you have!?

Idk

Hmmm nope

Your husband is very responsible
Clearly

It’s a joke, I’m not married
I’m a guy

Lol so you’re not gay?