He ran through wives like my Taco Bell ran through me...

divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived

6 wives go byes

Actually it was only 5 wife’s, his 6th wife outlived him by 1 year

Of all the wives he had he could not have one son lmao

He actually did have one son, Edward, but he died at 15 from possible tuberculosis. (Or from possible poisoning, but that's another can of worms.) His daughter, Elizabeth I, whom he had with the first wife he executed, Anne Boleyn, ended up being queen instead and ruled for 45 years. Kept killing his wives for a son who would only rule for 6 years. Painfully ironic.

Then he died bc it a jousting accident

Hmm

fine I won't lose my head over this

You made my day, thanks :)

awww thank you

He only killed two of his 6 wives

True, but I would "technically" say that he killed four of his six wives. He banished his first wife Catherine (After divorcing her) from seeing their daughter Mary and kept moving her to worse and worse living conditions. She ended up dying from an illness because of it, but I think it was also from the heartbreak of being separated from her daughter. He also (again "technically") played a part in the death of his third wife due to her dying from an infection caused by childbirth complications. Yes, he did not actively kill her, but he played a part in causing her death due to wanting a male heir so badly. The other two he beheaded and the other two survived. You are still correct though, he only actively killed two wives with the intention of doing so. But dang, how many wives can you possibly have die Henry?