Big Tent Alliance’s DoublePlusFreedom policy is precision fine-tuned to drive a stake through the heart of cancel culture once and for all. You might even say that it…“cancels” cancel culture. (See: Meme.) About time!
Q: How does it work?
A: Say “DoublePlusFreedom,” and your next word or action carries no consequences.* Not even reputational.**
Q: How many times per term may a citizen invoke DoublePlusFreedom?
A: Why, ♾️ times, as this ability wouldn’t be very free if it carried limits, now would it?
Q: But wait, it can’t be this easy to escape the consequences of my own actions, can it?
A: Oh, but it can. Don’t believe me? Well, try it out and you tell me.***
*Terms & conditions apply.
**Others of course remain free to make up their own minds and draw their own conclusions. We can’t force them what to think as that would also violate principles of Freedom.
***Only if we win.