"I don't know what's happening, but it's awesome. Oh, God, are you guys seein' this!?"

str: 0

Dex: 0

con: 0

int: 20

my first character was just throwing everything that sounded vaguely cool into one blend that barely mixed together

YES!

Well yes

my friend has a dnd character who's a dyslexic wizard, so magic missile is tragic missile and detect magic is defect magic

absolute GENIUS