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SOMETIMES HE ACTS LIKE HE'S TROLLFACE JR. I KNOW HE MEANS WELL, BUT IT GETS ANNOYING SOMETIMES; PRETTY SURE WE ALL THINK THE SAME OF HIM. HE LIVES TO PRANK, ANNOY, AND KILL. I'M GLAD I THREW HIM INTO THE SUN; SHE'S ONE OF THE FEW BEINGS I FEEL BAD FOR. SURE SHE'S CRAZY BUT I'D FIX HER MIND IF I COULD; I WILL ADMIT SHE IS QUITE PRETTY, BUT I WON'T FALL FOR IT. BESIDES, SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY; INKMATAS, OF ALL THE GODLIKE BEINGS I'VE MET SHE'S BY FAR ONE OF MY FAVORITES; JUST ANOTHER DETERMINATION ENTITY BOUND TO COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE. SO FAR SHE HASN'T KILLED ANYBODY. DA CHONKY BOI; YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT IT, BUT HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE POWERFUL; I'VE SEEN SYLVEON BEFORE, EVEN SHINY ONES, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT; HAVEN'T REALLY MET HER, BUT SHE SEEMS NICE. LOAF; LE BLOB; SHADERIANS ARE WEIRD. ANYWAY, SHADRONIA IS A POWERFUL LEADER; A BIT RUDE TO BE STICKIN' THAT NOIFE IN ME CHEST, INNIT BRUV; OPINION ON MYSELF? NINJA STAR; I CAN SEE WHY THEY THINK HE'S A BLUE LEGO, BUT PIXER IS ACTUALLY QUITE DIFFERENT; BELDUM. I SHOULD'VE FINISHED HIM OFF WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. LE RED BLOB; ANOTHER LOST SOUL. PRETTY SOON INKMATAS WILL TEACH HIM HOW TO CONTROL HIS PORTALS; SOMEHOW VERY SIMILAR TO THE SYMBIOTE IN MY ARMOR; HAVEN'T MET HIM; WHAT EVEN ARE YOU; SIMILAR TO THAT SYLVEON THING, BUT WITH GLACEON; ANOTHER RANDOM GUY TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE MULTIVERSE; COWARD. IT RAN AWAY LAST TIME I SAW IT; *ACTIVATES FURRY ALARM*; A POWERFUL WARRIOR, BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIN AGAINST ME WITH JUST SOLAR FLARE ARMOR; SO HOW EXACTLY DO YOU MAKE A CYBORG WITH GINGERBREAD; ANOTHER LOST SOUL, HE HAS GROWN QUITE FOND OF INKMATAS RECENTLY. HE MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN TO THE SIDE IF GOOD; CREEPY. JUST CREEPY. ONLY MET HER A COUPLE TIMES BUT SHE'S PRETTY NICE, I'M GLAD I WIPED THOSE TAPES FROM EXISTENCE; WHY DO I SUDDENLY WANT BACON; YOU TWO; WHO ARE; DINOSAUR; BIRD; HOW IS A ROBOT ABLE TO USE INKSTONE? IT STILL CONFUSES ME. *FLASHBACKS TO INNER AGENT 3 EVEN THOUGH I NEVER PLAYED THE DLC*; I STILL THINK THE NAME IS FUNNY. "THE STICKTATOR"; IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN HE WILL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY. I'VE LEARNED QUITE A LOT ABOUT THE CRYSTAL FROM HIM, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN USE IT! IT TURNS OUT IT ACTUALLY SPEAKS TO WHOEVER USES IT. SO I'M NOT GOING CRAZY; SOME SORT OF... SHADOW CREATURE? WHAT ARE YOU??? WHO? YEP, THIS THING. I NEARLY CAUGHT IT USING MODIFIED GHOSTBUSTER EQUIPMENT.