“But wait,” you might be asking, average Russian citizen, “how can we be tried for war crimes if we’re not at war? I thought it was just a special military operation?!”
Well, no, you’re not asking that, because you’re not allowed to ask that. Did you just ask that? Are you sure? I think you only imagined it.
Go back to work, try not to break your brain thinking too hard about matters above your paygrade. The authorities have it handled. But if they don’t, then you’re going to The Hague — remember that! 🇷🇺
