you see her in the woods

I’m horny

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Sorry

...

the ultimate defense mechanism against this thing

*hiss*

What the hell is that?

*grabs the plate of meat and begins eating, she eats all of it and licks her fingers and the plate clean. she sighs in content and gets up and starts walking away*

Where you going?

home

Can I come *portal closes*

*she hides in the shadows, trying to get out of his sight range. she licks her lips*

Wha- where’d it go?

*licks lips as she crawls through the trees, she tenses, then jumps on him from behind*

AHH! *summons a sword and tries to get her off*

Hiiiiiisss!!! *she wrestles him to the ground, biting his arm. Her sharp fangs sink into his arm*

Let go of me! *stabs her*

hhiiiiiissssssss!!!!! *loosens grip*

Back off!

hhhiiiisss!!!! *starts shooting web, trying to tangle him in it*

*dodges* dont scare me like that!

...i eat bugs sometimes...

here, you know what? *opens a portal to his house and walks through*

... *surprised and not trusting it*

*walks back out a few minutes later with a bowl of chips*

*eyes the bowl suspiciously*

here

...what do i do with this?

eat what's inside!

...what is that?

chips

*she sees something that looks familiar, a berry, grabs that, and eats it. she doesnt spit it out* meh, i like human flesh better... *grins evilly*

Oh cool! *walks through*

*sighs, wondering when he'll just give up so she can get on with her night. she had planned on scaring some people for some late-night entertainment*

*comes back with a bowl of berries*

...i said i prefer meat!

Ok, I have some steak if you want

what the heck is steak?

You said you want meat right? It’s cooked cow

...ive never had cow...

*walks through*

...what?

try one!

... *furrows brow and quickly grabs one. she nibbles it, then takes a bigger bite. her eyes widen and she spits it out* what is this?!

what, you dont like it?

no! *eyes him again, debating whether she has enough time to kill him*

Ok… *goes back through the portal*

*sits on the ground, frog-style, waiting for him to return*

*comes back with a bowl of fruit*

*eyes it suspiciously*

This better?

*stops moving, watching his movements. she jumps back on him, punching at him trying to knock him out*

*dodges* dont make me kill you!

im gonna die anyways! *she yells as she continues chasing him*

*dodges* why?

*grunts and chases him more* i need to eat! and everything else in this stupid forest runs away! humans are the only creatures stupid enough for me to catch!

i could get you something to eat if you stop attacking me!

*stops chasing, but still in stance* like what?

what do you want to eat?

*licks lips* ive grown a taste for human...

besides that

*still rather annoyed by her would-be meal walking away, she was intrigued by this "streak"*

*comes back with it*

*smells it, and her mouth fills with a little bit of saliva*

Here

*takes it and picks it up, taking a bite of it. her four eyes light up. she finishes the meat and licks her fingers and the plate* more!

Ok *walks back through*

*waits excitedly*

*comes back with a stack of them*

*her mouth waters*

Eat