“Hello, little girl”
“Oh um yes um hi, my name is sky
And I’m here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies, four dollars a box would you like some?”
“Sure”
“Really?”
“Yeah, what flavors you got?”
“I’ve got chocolate, banana and oat bran, pecan, Samoas and thin mints, and one that tastes like apple pie”
“Why don’t you come inside?”
“Well we’re really not supposed to”
“Why?”
“Pedophiles”
