Mew meets the baby Eeveelutions, and gives them a bread bed.

As someone who knows French that bed must be very PAINful to sleep on.

Good one

Baby Sylveon: Actually, it's very soft!
Mew: Yeah, I wasn't gonna cause the babies pain! Jeez!

Don’t take offense to what he said. Bread means Pain in French

Ehermmm actually, pain is the French word for bread, but yeah that's basically correct.

I spent the last hour trying to understand this

*The babus eat the bread bed because they don't understand the concept of "Beds".*

Mew gives the gift of bread!

why does baby espeon look like that
its ears are so GOOFY

Baby Espeon: *cries* MOMMY!
Espeon: *runs into the room* WHO MADE MY BABY CRY?!
Umbreon: *runs into the room, too* She's my baby, too!
Espeon: Yeah, but she's a baby Espeon, not a baby Umbreon. Deal with your son!
Umbreon: Fine! *runs off to find baby Umbreon*

Bread 👍

How the bread bed was big enough to fit all 8 baby Eeveelutions is a mystery to me!

Same here

Oven time

Bread + bed = bred

Baby Espeon: I the smawtest baby Eeveewution, but even I don't undewstand what bwed is.

Well...

*Sits next to baby espion*

Bread is usually used in sandwiches, to hold everything together- WAIT A MINUTE

*A piece of bread just as big as the bread bed falls on them, making a sandwich*

Baby Espeon: *levitates the big loaf of bread off of her and Dr.Festive-ish*
Me: Well, that was actually useful, baby Espeon! Good job! *pets her*
Baby Espeon: *purrs*
Me: It's so cute when you purr, baby Espeon!
Baby Espeon: I know!

*stares up in confusion*

Where the heck did that come from

Baby Espeon: Me no know! I may be smawt, but even I don't know whewe that huge woaf of bwead came fwom!
Me: Still can't believe you're still talking baby talk, baby Espeon!
Baby Espeon: Me no learn nowmal tawk, Windsey!
Me: *sighs* Repeat after me: 'Hello'
Baby Espeon: Hewwo!
Me: Try again! 'Hello'
Baby Espeon: Hewlo!
Me: Almost there! 'Hello'
Baby Espeon: Hello!
Me: Yes! You did it! *hugs baby Espeon*

Baby Espeon: How is me being able to talk normally wholesome content? And yes, I can read.

Thought it was cute

Baby Espeon: Well, thank you!

Your welcome

Dachsbun: Wait.. am I the breadbed? (after playing bedward on Minecraft)

The funny part is the baby Eeveelutions can never grow up!

(insert Never Grow Up song)

Me: *starts singing*
Your little hand's wrapped around my finger
And it's so quiet in the world tonight
Your little eyelids flutter 'cause you're dreamin'
So I tuck you in, turn on your favorite night light
To you, everything's funny
You got nothing to regret
I'd give all I have honey
If you could stay like that
Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up
Don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up
Don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
I won't let nobody hurt you
Won't let no one break your heart
And no one will desert you
Just try to never grow up
Never grow up
You're in the car on the way to the movies
And you're mortified your mom's droppin' you off
At fourteen, there's just so much you can't do
And you can't wait to move out someday and call your own shots
But don't make her drop you off around the block
Remember that she's gettin' older too
And don't lose the way that you dance
Around in your PJs getting ready for school
Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up
Don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up
Don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
And no one's ever burned you
Nothing's ever left you scarred
And even though you want to
Just try to never grow up
Take pictures in your mind of your childhood room
Memorize what it sounded like when your dad gets home
Remember the footsteps, remember the words said
And all your little brother's favorite songs
I just realized everything I have is someday gonna be gone
So here I am in my new apartment
In a big city, they just dropped me off
It's so much colder than I thought it would be
So I tuck myself in and turn my nightlight on
Wish I'd never grown up
I wish I'd never grown up
Oh, I don't wanna grow up
Wish I'd never grown up
Could still be little
Oh, I don't wanna grow up
Wish I'd never grown up
It could still be simple
Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up
Don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up
Don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
I won't let nobody hurt you
Won't let no one break your heart
And even though you want to
Please try to never grow up
Oh, oh
Don't you ever grow up
Oh (never grow up)
Just never grow up