The perps haven't been identified yet, but I think it's pretty obvious who did it

Wait, what did I miss?

A few days ago in North Carolina, two power substations were attacked by gunfire, causing power outages for tens of thousands of people. A month or so ago I guess there were some similar attacks in the Pacific Northwest, but those either didn't affect as many people or didn't affect anybody at all

Guess I missed that one on the news.
The other day I took a nap in the afternoon and woke up past the 6:30 news, so I reckon it was then.

Can't these people find more productive hobbies?

Anti-government extremists, including white supremacists, have been known to make threats against the country's infrastructure to try to speed up the collapse of society

Maybe they will tell us the truth about how we are under attack by alt right groups and have been for a while!