Instead of a candy cane, he is now a straw

The candy canes should get actual canes, not go to a chiropractor

Lol

But that would be child abuse

And thus, the peppermint stick was born

what if the candy cane was a straw just like ninja boy said and drink hot coco with it

That would mean they hollowed him out and sold his organs on the black market

The chiropractor gave him a boner

lol

this is just genius

lol