Sorry, I'm not following that... Orange Hitler actually is a far-left Totalitarian. How is that a lie? As for your French Revolution nonsense: I honestly don't care who sat on which side of the National Assembly in 18th-Century France. That may be where these terms originated, but it has nothing to do with what they mean today. The meaning of Left and Right have changed and adapted since the time of Robespierre, Cazalès and Maury. There are very, very few monarchists in 21st-Century America.
Despite what you've said, my views on ideology are spot-on. In any argument, the guy who wants to misuse the coercive machinery of the State to impose his thinking on everyone else is the Left-wing bad guy. So, Nazis, Communists, Democrats, Trump Chumps, and the so-called "Religious Right" are all bad, bad Leftists.
If you want to misuse the powers of the State to impose your beliefs on the people who disagree with you, you're the bad guy. It's that simple...