Pain

you can ask santa for anything, does this mean i can ask him for 5 billion cheese burgors and eat them in front of the starving children

Follow your dreams buddy.

Ikr

My mom be like

your not gonna get any presents that way.

well back to robbing

lol

Imagine having money
I say after buying a $40 Lego set yesterday

Oof

Bro I bought like 5 in the past month lmao

Lmao

i love how its just made of money-

This is called ironic.

U said the n word

Ugh!

yeah, i think he does.

theoretically you ca

you got experience???

:-)

The queen's back!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

This was years ago

Ik, it’s just a joke

:-)

FACTS

luckaly i don´t have a bank acount

Me neither

Me too.

My mom after she only spends $118 on an iPad 5:

thas cheap i spnt 500

true it is cheap.

my android costs more.
:skull:

Then the irs kicks in

Yes

I went from $250 to &5

*$5

Oof

But I spent it on people/stuff that means a lot to me (A laptop that was on Cyber monday sale and a Smallfry Amiibo for my bestie)

O ok

Ouch

Me looking at my balance after my kid played a game where you can buy boosts:

oh god. dont tell me its roblox.
fortnites orse tho.

RIP

tell me about it