Frustrated Boromir

If you're unable to defend your position without bringing up completely unrealistic and absurd hypotheticals that are not happening anywhere, that tells me you don't actually have a good argument

Seems the man-marries-cat scenario actually played at least twice --once in California... although, best can be deduced, it was done as a publicity stunt to raise money for an animal shetler and once in Germany... which it's probably best not to think about too long because eww.