I do this too many times

Skye: "Am I allowed to splat every Octarian who is still alive that was from the slavery thing I don't think I was supposed to know about? I'm a very skilled sniper, and I have Ninja Squid on lots of my gear!:

Inkmatas: Sure... just don't splat her

you could try, I don't think you'd do much tho

(I almost don't want to ask this)

Do you ever get uncomfortable around octolings because of the slavery thing

And do you have any skills other than magic

Inkmatas: Sort of... Octoling used to make me very uncomfortable because of being a slave until Aqua introduced me to Seven and I have skill (sort of) in Turf war!

Ok

What about the calamari thing with eggyhead, what do you plan to do about that

Inkmatas: If Eggyhead doesn't stop with the calamari thing, I am going to start another calamity

The calamari calamity

Inkmatas: That's it!
Solar knight: NOT AGAIN

Eggyhead who are calamari and is about to tell Inkmatas: oh no

*Inkmatas hears and starts the century long calamity in the bossfights universe*

AAAAAAAAA-

I've got a plan

He was the one who stopped the first century long calamity

I know

But killing the one who caused it likely isn't the only way to stop it

He won't kill her, he'll just defeat her like he did to Calamitas

What exactly happens in the calamity

Just thought of this

Opinion on Calamitas

Inkmatas: My Technically grandmother Calamitas, she's very nice

Have you learned anything about magic from her?

Inkmatas: Yeah! I learned this
*Inkmatas fires a brimestone hellblast at a dummy, the dummy burns to a crisp*

GLORIOUS

Guess some techniques lost to time are coming back, I still wonder why she was teleported here (other than plot reasons)

Inkmatas: She told me because of a Tyrant

Pizza or pineapples

Inkmatas: Pizza, Obviously!

What about pizza on pineapples

Inkmatas: Who would do that, it sounds gross

PIZZAS ON PINEAPPLE

Inkmatas: *Screams*

Do you forgive me for the calamari thing (I'm very sorry)

ayo inkmatas what boss fits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivi1e-yCPc

do they know i exist

401: "Can we-"

What is your favorite prehistoric animal?

Inkmatas: Hmmmmm... I can't decide if it's cats or dogs

Could've been Smilodon or Dire Wolf

Inkmatas: I never seen a cat or dog before

Oh right I forgot your from the future. Dang.

ash: do you like the taste of your skin~?

Inkmatas: *Blasts ash away with an Inkstone fireblast* shut it

ash: hey! no need to get into a fight

Inkmatas: I've had enough of people trying to cook me!

ash: i don't want to eat you!!

Inkmatas: Says the one who asked me what my skin tasted like...

ash: i'm just asking, mine taste like blood from wolves

*Inkmatas walks away as she is now uncomfortable*

ash: *chases her*

*Goes into Calamity phase and blasts Ash with a stronger Inkstone fireball*

*P15 appears* P15: wh4t 1s g0ing 0n?

Blixer had entered the battlefeild

ash: who are you?

ptsd from trying to S rank new game

Sup. I just teleported from my world. Im Blixer

*Inkmatas quickly burns Ash and P15*
Inkmatas: DON'T YOU EVER SCREW WITH ME AGAIN

*she moves before you can burn her*
ash: *shots inkmatas*

*The bullet burns as soon as it hits her*
Inkmatas: *Goes Infernium phase*
Infernium Inkmatas: GET AWAY FROM ME