Tasty

Same

Where yesterdays grief is todays beef

Thanks for calling Willie's sperm clinic and donut shop, where our sauce is as good as yours, how can we pleasure you today?

My friend did this, the guy just hung up.

Tom's vet and noodles yesterday's neuter is today's noodles

I haven’t gotten a scam call in a while

wait iceu i saw this one on cleanmemes.com i think

delishous

An oldy but a goldy

*screams in pure fear*

Honestly it should be “wear yesterdays loss is tomorrow's sauce”

“I did that..they hung up-“

lmao i do this everytime

Relatable

Heard that one before