Tasty

Same

Thanks for calling Willie's sperm clinic and donut shop, where our sauce is as good as yours, how can we pleasure you today?

Where yesterdays grief is todays beef

Honestly it should be “wear yesterdays loss is tomorrow's sauce”

wait iceu i saw this one on cleanmemes.com i think

Tom's vet and noodles yesterday's neuter is today's noodles

An oldy but a goldy

I haven’t gotten a scam call in a while

lmao i do this everytime

*screams in pure fear*

delishous

My friend did this, the guy just hung up.

Relatable

“I did that..they hung up-“

Heard that one before