Unlike eggyhead, inkmatas knows when she's outmatched (look in comments)

Collector: *picks up eggyhead*

If you're gonna lie, say it to my face. Did you put squid in her sushi? Cannibalism is a serious thing, so if you did I will scramble you where you stand. AND I've specifically made the tools to do it.

*Inkmatas puts her magic away knowing what the collector will do is far worse than anything she could do*

You're worse than trollface, so at least tell me the truth this one time so I can have the slightest shred of trust for you

I do a lot of stupid stuff but I'm not twisted.
I literally have a timeline where I'm a cannibal.

I was telling her because I noticed it on the receipt!

I know when someone is lying

But since your biology is different I can't tell, show me the receipt

*shows receipt that very well says extra squid* I felt that I needed to inform her before she ate it all

*deep breath*

Looks legit. Inkmatas, it's not his fault it's the place you got food's fault

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