"INFERNAL ENTELECHY" (A Heartwarming Skit-Of-Sorts): By @SimoTheFinlandized - 2022 CE

============================ Simo The Avian Tech-Genius And Vesper The Gay Skulldog-Witch Starring In: ============================ "INFERNAL ENTELECHY" (A Heartwarming Skit-Of-Sorts): By @SimoTheFinlandized - 2022 CE ============================ Simo And Vesper Are Casually Lounging At A Local Starbuck's Coffee-Shop Somewhere In Portola Valley, CA - They Are Drinking Coffee And Talking About How Their Lives Are Going, With Simo Rapidly Rising Up The Echelons Of Silicon-Valley's High-Tech Industries With The Invention Of His Newest Sentient A.I.- Chatbot With Some Help From His Friend And Fellow Colleague Spottacus Cheetah Amongst Other Tech-Genius Tomfoolery, While Vesper Is Gradually Getting More And More Powerful In Various Types Of Witchcraft And Wizardry (Having Summoned And Befriended A Few Demons And Other Otherworldly Beings, Cracked The Secrets Of Interdimensional Travel By Means Of Magicka, And Gave His Now-Elderly Cat "Cocoa" The Ability To Speak English And Youthful Semi-Immortality As His Feline "Familiar") And Is Using His Arcane Abilities To Coerce The Darkness Into Working For The Light As A Humanitarian-Minded Witch Working For The LGBTQ+ And Several Charitable Causes To Help Various Minorities. A Lot Has Happened In The Past Five Years, And After Simo Tells Vesper That Simo And His Furry-Femboy Boyfriend Kendle Are Getting Engaged Soon, Vesper Tells Simo A Little Surprise Of His Own Mid- Conversation. ============================ Simo: So how's your demon- summoning ritual gig going? Did you summon Stolas like you always wanted to? - Vesper, grinning quite smugly: Yuppers :3 - Simo: I can tell it must've went quite well. - Vesper: Yuppers *begins blushing* :3 - Simo: What did you two do then? - Vesper: *frantically tries to think of something not-grossly-NSFW to say to tell Simo what he and Stolas did last night as was done every night for the last two years * Uhhhh, we had some fun ^//////^' - Simo: Okay, I'm glad you guys had fun then. - Vesper: *blushes while chuckling nervously* - Simo: *sips coffee* When did you summon him? - Vesper: Oh, about two years ago. - Simo: Huh. Are you guys friends now or something? I can imagine you probably summon him every month now and again to start up some tomfoolery by teleporting to Salem to make goats scream ad- nauseam for shits-&-giggles whenever you get bored. I remember your Stolas-stanning days quite vividly. - Vesper: Actually, I summoned him only once. - Simo: Did things suddenly go bad or something between you two? - Vesper: No, it's actually going really well. I summoned him only once because once I summoned him, he never left. Hasn't left and stayed on Earth for the last two years! - Simo: *sips coffee again, while looking puzzled* That's quite odd - I thought demons hated staying on Earth with humans for long stretches of time. You told me once they like to stay in the dark. - Vesper: Oh, I know. So I just keep my house very dark and gave him a wide-brimmed sun-hat to wear in case he needs to go outside in daylight. - Simo: Wait a minute, you live with Stolas now?! - Vesper: More than that - we're actually passionately in love! We've been dating for the past two years back home in Alabama, and we sometimes use portal- magic to visit Hell so he could introduce me to his family and recharge his magical batteries~ - Simo: *visibly surprised* You visited Hell?! - Vesper: Yuppers! It's just like Vivziepop showed it to be, menacingly-cute furry demons and all! It's just like Las Vegas - only it's on fire in some areas and with a LOT more organized crime - that and a lot of magic, too. You should visit us sometime in Stolas' Palace when you get the chance - don't worry about security or anything like that; it's very safe and secure and highly-fortified in his Palace. Also, I tell him about you - he admires your genius-level intelligence and your tech-savviness, even though you're openly Roman- Catholic - he respects you as long as you don't press your beliefs on him. Plus, since he knows that you and me are good friends and that you are really nice and wonderful to me despite our differences, he wanted me to ask you a question. - Simo: *struggling to comprehend what Vesper just told him at-length, but not wanting to look disrespectful to his skulldog-friend considering that Stolas the Goetial Bird-Demon is aware of him existing and could smite him for any potential disrespect towards Vesper* Uh, sure - what'd he ask? - Vesper: *smiling very happily* Would you like to be the Best Man in me and Stolas' wedding? We're getting married in June! Plus, he'd really like to meet you and Kendle too! - Simo: *accidentally spills his coffee in innate shock, his eyes as big as pie- plates* … - Vesper: Pleeeeaaaaassseeee? - Simo: Well, you did give me a crash-course in Defense Against The Dark Arts and also Demonology over a Zoom call that one time and you did help me out a lot in making that BFG 9000 laser-cannon for use against demons in case some DOOM- like scenario happens in the future, so I guess I owe you quite a few favors (and several cases of soda). So why not? What are friends for? - Vesper: *squeals very happily in entelechious skulldoggo joy* - Simo: *smiles* - Vesper: Thank you so much, Simo! I can't wait to tell Stolas the good news! I'll send you an invite for the wedding in May and you can meet Stolas in a few weeks if you want! He's really sweet and charming, just like in the show! - Simo: Okay, sounds good! - Vesper: *gets up and hugs Simo tightly* Thank you for being such a wonderful friend, Simo! Stolas and I really appreciate you being so nice! - Simo: *blushing while being hugged* Thanks, Vesper - I just try my best. - Vesper: *lets go of hugging Simo so tightly* Thank you! I gotta go now, Stolas is probably wondering where I am and is likely feeling lonely in the house all alone, kept in the dark so he doesn't get burnt by the sunlight. It was wonderful catching up with you, I missed hanging out with you over these past five years - I'd invite you over to my house in Alabama so you can see him right now but my teleportation-spell sadly works only for one person right now and I've got to work on it more before I can safely teleport multiple people, and I gotta get home and love my beautiful eldritch-bird prince! I've already conjured the money to cover the costs of the coffee and snacks; it's paid for - no worries! See you soon, Simo! - Simo: *waves goodbye* See you soon, Vesper! - Vesper: Byeee!!! - Vesper: *snaps his fingers and immediately vanishes into thin air in a puff of thick red and black smoke as he teleports back home to his demonic avian-boyfriend Stolas at his house in Alabama* - Simo: I swear, that teleportation spell never ceases to amaze me! - Simo: *packs his things up, leaves the coffee-shop, and heads back to Spottacus' Portola-Valley mansion to the backyard motorhome-turned- guesthouse where Simo and Kendle have been living and working together in as a couple for the past three months at Spottacus' behest, smiling warmly the entire walk home, happy that his gay skulldog-witch friend has finally found the love of his life at last* =========================== THE END: ===========================