THIS IS A BUDDHA'S HAND,
A VARIETY OF CITRUS THAT
WAS ALLOWED TO PROPAGATE
FOR REASONS NO SANE
PERSON COULD UNDERSTAND; THIS NIGHTMARE FRUIT BEARS
NO RESEMBLANCE TO A HAND; IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
THE BOTTOM HALF OF
A MUTANT SQUID; OR THE AFTERMATH OF BIGBIRD
FRENCH-KISSING A BLASTING CAP; OR SOMETHING
CTHULHU FIRED OUT
OF HIS DICK HOLE; I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE
BECAUSE I'D RATHER BE STUNG BY
A WASP THAN TOUCH ONE OF THESE
ACCURSED ATROCITIES
