Indignant Aliens

Brother, we must feast

Wait till we start decapitating trees and decorating their carcasses inside our homes.

I know then we put gifts under them and rip there skin off

While eating baked collection of ground up plant parts bound with unfertilized fetuses of flightless birds, and drinking liquid from a tit of another species that they use to nurture their young.

And to enjoy it

this is a messed up way of explaining holidays

You think we never meet aliens bc they're afraid of us?

Humans are space orcs.

Yeah we do.

and it's going to get worse