Republican Traitors

Some pundits are even speculating that he'll back Biden before he'll back DeSantis.

Trump is about Trump. His jealousy and eventual demonization of Desantis will split MAGA into factions. Couldn't happen to nicer people

And America can never let Trump in the Whitehouse ever again. Even if just a ceremonial ex president event

Oh my God, I cannot imagine that a man like him would ever be interested in a procedure-heavy position like Speaker of the House. I think he would honestly rather choose to go to jail at that point.

Like seriously, could you imagine it for second? Picture him, and picture him saying in his voice.

".... alright... alright settle down. Order. Order on the floor. F**king... Order in the house. Thank you. Up next, HR543367. This bill... it's... says here the Veterans Day Postage Stamp Tax Exemption Act. It's a... it's... I mean... you've read it, right? Shut up, I don't care, order. Uh, before voting, let's here from the bill's sponsor, the gentleman from Tennessee. .... oh, you're a nay? This bill has Nay, seriously? Jesus, it is too early in the day for this. Ok, so it looks like the lady from Wyoming has the floor. ... are you sure we can't just skip straight to voting? Ok never mind, order, order, ORDER. F**k it. Please be quick, this is so boring. Go."

Ooooh. Trump as GOP House Speaker. Now, that would solve a lot of Republicans' problems.

Trump will never have it, of course.