I ask this because I'm sick right now

Appendicitis
Had to get surgery, much pain and vomiting

Lmao. Thanks for the reminder. The sickest I have ever been as when I was practicing alcoholic and drug addict.
Nine years sober now but I had 30 years of drinking and drug use That was pretty sick.

Exactly

that has happened to family and it was hilarious

Misery Loves Company

Kinda late but:
I caught mono
And a double ear infection
And strep b
And a sinus infection
All at the same time
I could barely move for two months

Mono. That was the sickest I never been. I had cellulitis in my leg, one time which kept me in the hospital for three weeks. That was the most pain I’ve ever had, so far anyway.

i couldn't move my head or i would end up seeing everything start spinning it felt like i was dying going to heaven then immediately being sent to hell