Lil balls in a blender

Lil allergic reaction

Lil cracked my head open on the bottom of a refrigerator

lil mental illness

oh man
Lil Overinflated B***s
(i'm sorry mods)
don't ask

Damn

I might ask

uhhhh basically
my left [thing] randomly started inflating to like 2x its normal size, so when school finished i quickly rushed to my mom so we went to hospital, then i got surgery and eventually had it "deflate" (grow back) to its normal size, i believe my right [thing] got affected too but not as much, the cause of the thing is still unknown
i seriously hope i don't get banned for this, just one of the reasons why i want the ability to mark comments as nsfw to be a thing

Makes sense

that had to be the weirdest conversation with your mother

nah, she just kinda paniced until we went to the hospital, she wasn't mad or weirded out or anything

Lil blown out shoulders and knees

Lil concussion

ayo?

lil born

bro just reach ur fingers up there and get it

AYO?!

It's easier than waiting an hour to have doctors do basically the same yhing

lil borned

lil heart attack

Lil flesh eating amoeba in my right arm

Lil born

lil fell off bed and tore eyebrow half off

Just wait until it's a hip....

lil hippie today

damn bro f in the chat

Lil took my grandfather's blood pressure medication by accident

lil broken ankle

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Lil nothing

Lil abortion

(obvious joke)

lil no more child

Lil deletion

lil fetus deletus

Lil this joke is getting boring

Lil quiet or first comment will happen to you

Lil no I don't think so

Lil nobody asked @infinite

"@Infinite" bro this aint discord this is imgflip and think of something original

Lil 1st amendment the constitution freedom of speech

Lil not even your therapist.

lil fight is getting started better grab the popcorn

lil mom

lil my dog ripped open my face and the doctors had to stitch it back together or lil my dog bit me

lil mouth abscess

Lil Asthma Attack

Lil' Covid

Lil tried to commit suicide