Lil balls in a blender

Lil allergic reaction

Lil cracked my head open on the bottom of a refrigerator

lil mental illness

bro just reach ur fingers up there and get it

AYO?!

It's easier than waiting an hour to have doctors do basically the same yhing

Lil blown out shoulders and knees

Lil flesh eating amoeba in my right arm

lil heart attack

Lil concussion

lil borned

oh man
Lil Overinflated B***s
(i'm sorry mods)
don't ask

Damn

I might ask

uhhhh basically
my left [thing] randomly started inflating to like 2x its normal size, so when school finished i quickly rushed to my mom so we went to hospital, then i got surgery and eventually had it "deflate" (grow back) to its normal size, i believe my right [thing] got affected too but not as much, the cause of the thing is still unknown
i seriously hope i don't get banned for this, just one of the reasons why i want the ability to mark comments as nsfw to be a thing

that had to be the weirdest conversation with your mother

nah, she just kinda paniced until we went to the hospital, she wasn't mad or weirded out or anything

Makes sense

Lil took my grandfather's blood pressure medication by accident

ayo?

lil fell off bed and tore eyebrow half off

Just wait until it's a hip....

lil hippie today

damn bro f in the chat

Lil born

lil born

Lil tried to commit suicide

Lil P**is infection

Lil child herpes

Lil broke my elbow

Lil sprained ankle

Knife

lil blacked out

Lmao

Lil needle
(I hate needles)

my record is like 6 needles in a day

Oh god

Is it alright if I ask why?

Yeah i have a few bleeding disorders and im 1 point to high to be classified as hemophilia c

Oh no-

thats unfortunate

lil 40 pounds of cocaine in my nasal passage

only 40?

it's all my dealer had left, i guess I've bled him dry

oh dang

Lil Asthma Attack

Lil stuck my dick in a plug socket

Lil' stitches

lil got caught for driving mongolese kids in my whtie van and had a shootout with the cops and fbi

lil suicide attempt

You ok now man?

lil hit my head on a door