i receive you receive

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Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.

DA DA PHHH

yes

Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.

I feel like you would be more than color blind if it came out of an orange

well tru ig

Well we had our daily dose of human interaction. How do you feel?

Fuzzy and warm

Why did the chicken cross the road
Why?
To get to the gates of heaven

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

hello its me mario

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.

its a remix and im comin with that bow bow bow

I was up all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me.

i know 34 ways to tourter someone with a spork

ok
Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.

yee

A burger walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

*laughing* *wheezing* *can't breathe* *falls on floor* *turns red, then purple, then blue*

ooh do green do green

Hello

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

Hi